Venal Scene

Wednesday, December 10, 2003

I Am Looking For a Stage Manager

But then again, aren't we all?

It's for Lil Pervs, an evening of short plays, rehearsals beginning January 5th and performances running February 12th-22nd. There is a small renumeration, plus travel and expenses.

If anybody is interested or has a friend, email me from this page.

I suspect that this blog is going to become more about the show in the coming months.

posted by Dan 1:58 PM
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And People Think I'm Smart

All the theatre weenies 'round the world were tuning in to HBO for Angels in America over the last couple of days.

All the geeks were watching the new Battlestar Galactica.

Guess which one I watched.

Lordy.

posted by Dan 11:29 AM
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I Apologize

Apparently I was possessed by a stand-up comedian yesterday, and not a good one at that.

Still, I can't believe they busted George Clinton.

posted by Dan 10:14 AM
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Tuesday, December 09, 2003

Cheap

C'mon, cops. Why you gotta arrest George Clinton for drug possession? I mean, of course he had drugs. He's George Clinton. He's supposed to have drugs. What, you had a quota to meet? Wanted your names in the paper?

I mean, you went up to him and asked him if he had any drugs. Of course he does, and of course he's going to say yes, he's George Clinton, what did you think was in his pocket, Altoids?

Lame lame lame.

posted by Dan 10:09 AM
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Monday, December 08, 2003

All right, that is frickin' enough.

Listen up, Science. I've had it with your studies.

I get it. Smoking is bad for me. Bad for others. Bad for the Chinese. Bad for me in ways I couldn't imagine. Okay. I got it the first bazillion times you told me. Thanks. I don't need another study. Move on.

And move on to something besides linking TV viewing to disliking vegetables. I have a toddler who's seen no commercials, and her hatred of vegetables is second only to her hatred of the vacuum cleaner. Kids hate vegetables because kids know that meat tastes good, bread tastes good, fruit tastes good, and broccoli tastes like a hairbrush dipped in aspirin powder. This is coming from a man who likes broccoli.

But none of that was what really got me mad. It's your conclusion that drinking leads to the loss of brain tissue.

I've swallowed a lot of your crap, Science. I'll humor you, and avoid putting uranium in my pants. But I won't accept the idea that whiskey causes brain damage sour pajama whiplash abort retry fail d534dsg##$%s mmmmm boobies

posted by Dan 12:37 PM
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Wednesday, December 10, 2003

I Am Looking For a Stage Manager

And People Think I'm Smart

I Apologize

Tuesday, December 09, 2003

Cheap

Monday, December 08, 2003

All right, that is frickin' enough.